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Matty Ice is my totally awesome nickname that Stanley Kubrick gave to me. Check me out in Dark Knight Rises!

Guest appearance anyone? I smell a comeback for Matty Ice.

I'm an ignorant teenage girl with daddy issues, and I would totally let Chris Brown fuck me with his fists.

"Your best? Losers are always whining about their best. Winners go home and mercilessly beat the prom queen into a bloody pulp!"

Scott Ian endorses Rutherford Hayes because BEARD!

Ozzy Osbourne…Barry Goldwater maybe?

Lemmy Kilmister…Bob Dole

Let's play the Match the Heavy Metal Legend With Their Favorite Republican Candidate!

Does anyone else remember the Gulf War remix of "Ice Ice Baby"? It started out: "Stop, Saddam you better listen. Me and the boys, we formed a coalition!" I've been searching everywhere for it since the Internet was invented. Can't find it anywhere.

I kept waiting for Team America-style puppet fucking to occur.

I could play Holdaway! The "Commode Story"!  The role of a lifetime. I smell a comeback.

CarliDawes Way, starring Alpa Chino as a Puerto Rican. Offensive, but Penelope Ann Miller gets naked, so free pass.

You forgot about SnakeDawes with Nic Cage. Underrated.

Gator was superior to White Lightning.

Ahhh…so it's a profit deal…That really takes the pressure off.

Machete 3: Machete Texts

I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.

Should be called MDMA, right guys? Right?!?

But she knows all about ambergris!