I hope Broomhilda is blonde. I like blondes.

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Kati, stop being such a cunt.

He is great, but I really try to emulate my hero, Jake Lloyd.

Lucy Liu can spank my bottom over Hannah any day.

Hey, it takes some real finesse to portray the emotional nuances of a four year old when I am seven in real life. That's what my mom tells me anyway as she gives my earnings to the nice man next door to hold for her in exchange for some strangely flammable rocks.

I have range, bitch!
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You just don't have la pasion for superb acting, Scott Buck said I really brought a new level of intensity to the show and when is he ever wrong.

DON'T SAY MY NAME, BITCH!

It's not too late for a retroactive abortion.

SAY MY NAME.

I like Jaimie because she's my mom, but I wonder, do grown-up people confuse semi-nudity with being good looking? Because I can still really rock a diaper, if that's the case.

I want to kill her and I am not even a psychopath.

But my name IS Harrison.

I like boobies.

What about me?

I like boobies as much as the next neglected baby but I might spit up if there are any more ittie bittie titties being daughter-flashed to Masuka.

Boobies.

I wanted to poop on her shirt when she said "sage the corners" without a hint of irony.

Do you want to be my friend?