HO HO HO!!!! Sounds like SOMEONE's being a bit DICKISH today!! Tell me little Jamie, did you wake up this morning and find something long and hard up your tiny bum? Maybe SANTA can get it out! We wouldn't want you to end up on the NAUGHTY list!

I already commented once because I had SO MANY BELLY LAUGHS, HO HO HO! at another Naughty Listee's expense, but I didn't want to deprive this community of the holiday fucking JOY I could bring in my second attempt.

HO HO HO HO! Looks like SOMEONE'S been a bit NAUGHTY! Neglecting those spelling lessons Mitchell, HO HO HO!