Let's just say he has a premonition

*hastily wipes off hand* Uh, yea. Super weird, guys.

*hastily wipes off hand* Uh, yea. Super weird, guys.

Shitsnacks: how we get ants.

Shitsnacks: how we get ants.

People at a Hairspray cast party probably aren't there for the straight guy.

People at a Hairspray cast party probably aren't there for the straight guy.

See, I don't get the appeal, he's too feminine for my guy-bang list. There's plenty of feminine girls in the world; if I'm gonna fuck a man, he best be rugged sexy.

See, I don't get the appeal, he's too feminine for my guy-bang list. There's plenty of feminine girls in the world; if I'm gonna fuck a man, he best be rugged sexy.

Nobody gives a shit about a 40 degree day!

Nobody gives a shit about a 40 degree day!

Actually, you're the "Juggernaut Bitch." Which means your a bitch of the Juggernaut family.

Actually, you're the "Juggernaut Bitch." Which means your a bitch of the Juggernaut family.

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I INFER MY OWN SUBTEXT.

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I INFER MY OWN SUBTEXT.

"We could get you started tonight!"

"We could get you started tonight!"

I dunno, he does post articles about Anne Hathaway.

I dunno, he does post articles about Anne Hathaway.

I didn't know Ke$ha was such a big fan of champagne.