thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

You know what happens when you assume, right? You're usually right.

You know what happens when you assume, right? You're usually right.

If I owned it, it'd be the only book in my living room. One couch, a coffee table, and The Big Butt Book.

If I owned it, it'd be the only book in my living room. One couch, a coffee table, and The Big Butt Book.

You know, I don't think that I've ever actually seen one of Brett Ratner's films, yet I have a deep abiding hatred for the man. Is this normal?

You know, I don't think that I've ever actually seen one of Brett Ratner's films, yet I have a deep abiding hatred for the man. Is this normal?

That's too bad.

That's too bad.

Indeed, people listen to literally every one of these bands.

Indeed, people listen to literally every one of these bands.

And was written as a conversation between Batman, Gandhi and a squirrel.

And was written as a conversation between Batman, Gandhi and a squirrel.

Pitchfork is eerily silent on this issue.

Pitchfork is eerily silent on this issue.

You just don't know any kerrazy broads

You just don't know any kerrazy broads

Fucking vegetarians.

Fucking vegetarians.

Albie