Pauly Shore looks like an asshole

The movie where Tilda Swinton is at her most beautiful is actually The Beach, but she's not so beautiful in The Beach for me to suggest to anyone, under any circumstances, to make any sort of effort to watch The Beach

I never understand the Jimmy Kimmel hate. He's pretty funny

So next week between Grown Ups and Knight & Day, who gets the A and who gets the F?

Even though I'm not a fan, I'd say he keeps getting more and more tolerable. Get Him to the Greek wasn't really all that funny, but at least Hill wasn't actively annoying in it

I saw Dino Jr live fairly recently and they were awful. You could chalk that up to Mascis & co. being over the hill, but you know what, I saw the Pixies at the same place last Thanksgiving and they were groin-grabbingly perfect, so there

Easy for me - Fiery Furnaces opening for The Yeah Yeah Yeahs at the Bowery Ballroom. Top three all-time show I've ever been to

Robyn Hitchcock
Three or four years ago this magnificent bastard who is a personal hero of mine comes into more or less my backyard over here in upstate new york and because of a bunch of boring nonsense i couldn't go. There have been a lot of acts I've missed for one reason or another over the past five years, but…

Even though he was only in two or three episodes, Michael Sheen completely stole this last season of 30 Rock

He's powerful

you can say that again!

Michael Winterbottom
just watched The Killer Inside Me on that IFC in theaters deal and, dang, Winterbottom's gotta be the most under-the-radar great filmmaker working today. He's like Soderbergh in that he doesn't have his own unique print, maybe, but he moves through genres so effortlessly and he's never made a bad…

Michael Winterbottom
just watched The Killer Inside Me on that IFC in theaters deal and, dang, Winterbottom's gotta be the most under-the-radar great filmmaker working today. He's like Soderbergh in that he doesn't have his own unique print, maybe, but he moves through genres so effortlessly and he's never made a bad…

Book it
If Karate Kid makes over $150 million domestic, it will get nominated for best picture

Shoulda figured out a way to have killed off Walt Jr, Vince
All that kid's done the whole series is bitch, bitch, bitch

New Mexico
The only state in the union where there are only two guys who know how to cook meth

They did it so DVRs would also record the Rubicon sneak peak

So, uh, Billy Zabka, was it a conscience career move for you to gravitate away from successful movies and instead dedicate the last two decades to doing exclusively syfy channel schlock?

This is the worst part… the calm before the battle

The satire in Starship Troopers isn't really any more subtle than in Strangelove - it's just that most people who review movies for major publications are bad at their jobs