Athletes & Pornstars
John Wall and Gracie Glam were both born in the 1990s

1990

married to the mob, y'all
one of my favorite directors

i feel like we should be getting at least like 2 or 3 larry groznic columns a year

He can't even tell, anymore

Noooowwwwww march!

Glenn Gould
Great movie AND it was written by Don "Darren Nichols" McKellar

You can't run forever, Jack

Chalmers was always the most underrated character on this show. He'd only show up like three or four times a season, but him and Skinner together was a thin slice of heaven

There are at least 20 or so stone-cold classic movies you never need to watch if you've already seen the first 200 episodes of The Simpsons. Eat it, Citizen Kane & A Streetcar Named Desire

Man, is it just me
or is The Simpsons not as good as it was in the 90s?

The Fassbender/Myers scene is pretty great, actually

This is a pretty lame movie
but it's so beloved, I always feel like a creep for saying that

Sad Kermit
laugh, for it is funny

I have this weird perception that all Canadian tv is secretly amazing because the only two Canadian shows I've seen are Slings and Arrows and Twitch City and both of those are awesome sauce

Celtics/Cavs
They're playing kenan singing "What Up With That" at the Cavs/Celts game right now

Rip Torn has been very funny in many things
but he was never particularly funny on 30 Rock. Not too big of a deal losing him, Leonard

Drew's a passionate, passionate man

Nathan Rabin
knows black people

Heat Vision & Jack!
Before there was Ron Fucking Swanson, there was Ron Fucking Silver