Between that and the Aztek, the White family sure can pick 'em. If Walter gets a Lincoln Blackwood this season, they will have officially completed my Holy Trinity of "What the Fuck?" cars.

Seriously, your VanDerwerff controls the weather comments were probably enough conspiracy theories for one day. If you're looking for something to do, I hear Glen Beck is in the market for a head chalkboard writer.

Nope, must have been a different asshole.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus - yeah, because when I think Machiavellian super-schemer, I think of this guy:

I read it off the home page, BITCH!!!
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{five more days can't wait!!!}

@avclub-7aee1b75b527e215f31e20a5c4e7a768:disqus  - whoops, didn't mean to seem like I was piling on. I was just trying to make a broader point about spoilers in the media. I actually used my highly tuned spoiler-spotting-spidey-sense to skip past the intro, along with the intro to this story:

No offense Todd, but I think people who work in the TV criticism business are kind of desensitized to what constitutes a spoiler for us civilians because you're exposed to so much behind the scenes info.

How did I know for certain who the author would be after reading just the title?

This shit's getting sad. Disney needs to reboot Indiana Jones as a TV show with Nathan Fillion on AMC.

In all of my previous comments I've established that I strongly resemble an inveterate liar.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus - It's not personal. This is the website we've chosen.

[opens new tab…]
[enters images.google.com]
[enters sasha barrese]
[puts on reading spectacles]

Really? I think he looks kind of Wiitarded.

In one of the webisodes they established that Marie strongly resembles their childhood mailman.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus -
ahem…
Open Your Heart to John Teshhhh…
And Yee…Eee…Eee Shall Be Saved!

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus - How is it that we as a society have determined that Jesus and Muhammad are off limits, but somehow John Tesh is fair game for mockery?

Laugh at John Tesh if you must, but he's responsible for the single most profoundly spiritual experience of my life:

Work them tetis.

Honest question: Am I a sociopath for rooting for Walt?

Pepsi Jr., The A.V. Club