And zen, az Nature mounted my mother und had itz vey vith her…

Motherfucking Nature.

You're gettin' kinda weird, A.V. Club.

Episode III was pretty good, though…
[ducks and runs for cover]

@avclub-0de6dd3e9c3035563f798edb70fd1955:disqus Are you sterile? [fingers crossed]

… said every reader of a Pepsi Jr. comment ever.

Calm down Pepsi Jr. - You're almost as upset as your mother was when your abortion didn't take.

"Oh good, Pepsi Jr. commented!"
- No One

La La La La La!!! Not Liiiiisteniiiiiing!!! La La La La La!!!

We can only pray that there's an HBO CEO of Vagenda.

"Riddick"

Torv & A on HBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You quitter.

Does anyone know what the back story is with Roger Avary? He really co-wrote Pulp Fiction? Why did Tarantino just collaborate with him on a single project?

The A.V. Club: Has novel-writing ever been a pleasurable experience, or is it always born out of pain and a need to get it out there?

Well, come on. It didn't exactly take the A+ effort that Sharknado did.

[remembers Glee] Never mind.

Tits & Math.

Plus Ryan Murphy's a total thief. He clearly ripped off my fan fiction story that I loosely based on that Noir P.I. episode they did on Fringe: