Torv & A.

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My brain is so excited about a new show chock-full of Torvy goodness that it hasn't yet faced the fact that it will have to sit through a Ryan Murphy show for the first time.

[looks quizzically at Ryan Murphy] Are you sure you're gay?

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I read somewhere that the USA thinks all of Russia's attempts at doing anything are fucking awful and hilarious at best:

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Sean O'Neal: Have you done a plaque where he helps the old ladies with the jack yet?

CROOKED HEAD!!!

I kinda like Fuck Buttons. I've had an iTunes playlist for them that I've listened to off and on over the years when I come across it, and I've slowly but surely gotten into them.

Oh yeah, Universe! Work that blackhole!

I know, Todd! Why do you think I came to you? You're like the Thomas More or the Dith Pran of the AV Club. You must right this terrible injustice, or you won't be able to live with yourself.

First they came for I Actually Am Billy Corgan,
and I didn't speak out because I am not actually Billy Corgan.

[Whispering: Don't Worry Jean-Luc, I think I've figured out how to deal with this situation…]

http://www.avclub.com/artic…

This is the offending comment:
"This music is all BC [before Corgan]. What's the point? We all know this article is really about the incubation of Gish."

I think it's safe to assume that the A.V. Club finally did their due diligence, and it turns out that, tragically, he was not in fact Billy Corgan.

His life has been extraordinary,
Blessed and cursed and won.

We are gathered here today to pay tribute to the fallen:

Yo T-Van! Why you gotta ban I Actually Am Billy Corgan?