Yeah, that's just wiggity wiggity wiggity wack.

Unfortunately, chafing is a major turn on for me.

Sounds like the perfect place for next year's AV Club commentator gathering! Now if I could only stand to be around other people…

I hereby claim "Kirk Cameron's Righteous Hardon" as the name for my latest musical side project.

It's not as glamorous as it sounds. In real life, the chafing gets pretty bad somewhere around the third day.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus "Bare-Acquaintances" is just fuck buddies where nobody uses protection.

I propose all headlines include a note of whether or not they involve Ashton Kutcher as a way of saving me the time of reading them.

Hi Animatronio!

@avclub-e3019767b1b23f82883c9850356b71d6:disqus Finally, somebody else gets it. Thank you.

Live Free or Take Hard

@avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS? Where can I dl / buy this? Also

The Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 is totally worth checking out. Beastie Boys are the most consistently awesome rappers the world has seen to date.

@BobbyBrownGoesDown:disqus I'm incapable of agreeing with your statement any more.

I first heard, "Intergalactic" when I was eight years old. It was the first time in my life when I thought, "Wow, this is my favorite song." I'm 26 now and that sentence is still true. Rest in peace MCA. Best of luck rapping in another dimension, new galaxy.

Yeah, but what really got to me was the next scene when Roland donned a leather jacket and jumped over a lobstrosity while water skiing.

@avclub-cd3b315eabf4e2035b65bb357a8eaf8d:disqus You will not be sorry.

@avclub-a7c2fa485508eb3890858493a5c7ed8b:disqus Suckaaa! I'm even drunker right now and it's…. wait, what day is it?

Holy shit. Mind = Blown

@avclub-fc1027164548d0abe0f897f083c29dd6:disqus No, that's Bruce Lee. Spike Lee is the Mormon Republican running against president Hillary Saddam Clinton.

@avclub-f2b489efd726db529335e31c83509c73:disqus Well played, clerks.