To see this done right check out John Dies at the End by David Wong.

Hey guys, checks out my cool new codpiece!

I want to be ambassador to China!

I wanted to see more of their world destruction game. Watching Copenhagen get destroyed by a tidal wave 1920's style was fun to watch (I hate Denmark, for obvious reasons) and wanted to see more.

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The Cockslinger
The Drawing of the Pe(nis)
The Wasteman
The Wizard and Glass Cock
The Wolves of the Gal-AH!
The Bong of Susannah
The Dark, Throbbing Tower

re: Wizard and Glass

NO!

That guy's really popular. Every time I turn on the news it seems like somebody is talking about Romany 2012.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  Just like the gypsy woman said!

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.

The Mitch Hedberg Rule applies here. People either love it or hate it; or think its okay.

But will it include the flapping dickie? If it doesn't, how will Kingsly apologize?

But competition for the best CCOCK jokes will be stiff.

Ivory back-scratchers for everybody!

@avclub-f9dc5c1b905401733b9aaf49c03c071d:disqus nut me in.

Dibs in the speech center of the brain!

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus I don't. Buddhism is clearly inferior.

I get it!

It wasn't a baby…IT WAS A CHICKEN!*