Sorry, I was too busy skimming for the words CORKY THATCHER

…are you going to pass it?

Not in chili it's not.

Are you @angustmcbutterpants:disqus's boss?

I'm only cumin, of flesh and blood I'm made.

Man, you really have an agenda.

What is that last picture? It looks like chili verde… gross.

do you know McGruff the Crime Dog? Can you get his autograph for me?

Your brother?

Everyone seems to know the same two or three hits from DOA, but let me offer this early song from their post-punk days. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I hope everyone watching turns their phones off.

I thought it was Rebecca Gayheart?

TIL the only time Bill Murray and Tom Hanks were in a movie together was The Rutles 2: Can't Buy Me Lunch.

AND Forrest Gump!

The people demand penetration!

2/3s of Uncle Bucks are DEAD!

I'll take "Spin" over any Journey, Foreigner, Bon Jovi, or similar arena rock band.

One night in Bangkok.

90% of that time, that joke works all of the time.

Wubba Wubba Wubba Julie Brown or Everybody Run, the Homecoming Queen has a Gun Julie Brown?