Well, he is a priest.

She was the Shangri-Leader. She needed to stand out.

Babies aren't teenagers.

Sales are almost as high as coat hangers were in the days of the Shangri-Las' prime!

Chili's… baby back ribs.
Barbecue sauce!

Mimimimimimimimimimimimi… mimimimimimimimimimimi.
Naw, i'm jus playin.

I could have sworn that Gobots showed up first?

What would NBC do, baby, without youy?

Or, say, an African american family that lives across the street, only to have their home vandalized by illiterate assholes?

Come on baby, light my fire!!!!

…what?

WTF is a samoflange?

I hope you wore a condom. If not, you better check to make sure she gets her periodical.

When she's not writing memoirs, we should all ask "Where's Rooney Mara?"

Did he give them all an enema?

I'm half the man I used to be!

I know, I watched The League until its conclusion.

Had no idea the Shangri-Las were white! Looks like they lost a member inbetween songs listed here… hope it wasn't due to tragedy!

Great Boos Up!

the bottom dropped out!