Look what you've done
How could you go out and watch the show without me?
You know that Portastatic is still my favourite band

Stop it, Lorelai is great.

Is this some kind of joke, you're really a bloke!

I got a Mazzy Star notification for this?

A ring, a ring, a ring around her rosie.

Jezebel? I know a dude named Gene that Loves that website.

Yooouuur love is sweeter than ice cream

(The state shows up for an audit, and sees chaos. Auditors ask the staff "What's the matter here??)

He'll be all mixed up, won't know what to do.

They stand in line and eat lots of Twinkies.

They take a while to kick in, sure, but you can taste the weed.

You'll just be reassigned to another parish.

Pikachu, please don't sue!

JennyCam has gotten weird lately.

Terraladoo ElDan!

With Ernie Anastos' help, we'll keep fucking that chicken!

I say that every time my 4 year old asks for a Gogurt. She hates me.

I heard it doo doo doo, lookin out my back door.

Meatwad, make the money, see?
Meatwad, get the honeys, see?

You have Junta by Phish on vinyl?