Um, do you mean The Shocker?

Okay, then here's some basic biology for you: Tentacles and limbs (arms and legs) are, um, you know, different things.

Okay, then here's some basic biology for you: Tentacles and limbs (arms and legs) are, um, you know, different things.

You know, I'm not a comics nerd, so I must ask: Why does this Doctor Octopus have only four tentacles, and not eight?

You know, I'm not a comics nerd, so I must ask: Why does this Doctor Octopus have only four tentacles, and not eight?

Fact: A drummer is the most essential member of a band.

Fact: A drummer is the most essential member of a band.

I decline your offer.

I decline your offer.

Moe Tucker is a Tea Party bigot now.

Moe Tucker is a Tea Party bigot now.

Great video, but I'm disappointed that he mispronounced Ayn Rand's first name.

Great video, but I'm disappointed that he mispronounced Ayn Rand's first name.

It died of dysentery.

It died of dysentery.

Crash?

Crash?

You know, I'm generally not in favor of forced sterilization, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

You know, I'm generally not in favor of forced sterilization, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

Well, I'm tempted to get screened to see if one of my kidneys would match.