Sad about growing old? It sucks, but it sure beats the alternative route that poor River took, amirite?

Sad about growing old? It sucks, but it sure beats the alternative route that poor River took, amirite?

Yes, but damn it, if anyone deserves to have that attitude, it's O'Neal.

Yes, but damn it, if anyone deserves to have that attitude, it's O'Neal.

I think I saw some 8-bit nips in the sand volleyball clip…

I think I saw some 8-bit nips in the sand volleyball clip…

Listen to "In the Pouring Rain" off of the soundtrack to "The Future is Unwritten" (the Julian Temple Joe Strummer biopic). It's the best Clash II song ever.

Listen to "In the Pouring Rain" off of the soundtrack to "The Future is Unwritten" (the Julian Temple Joe Strummer biopic). It's the best Clash II song ever.

You misspelt penis.

You misspelt penis.

Manufactured with heroin.

Manufactured with heroin.

No, you're thinking of the Rusty Venture.

Ridley looks pretty tired already in that photo. Maybe another project is not what he needs right now.

Ridley looks pretty tired already in that photo. Maybe another project is not what he needs right now.

Ridley looks pretty tired already in that photo. Maybe another project is not what he needs right now.

China always fucks everything up!

China always fucks everything up!

To summarize:

To summarize: