I'll take "Depraved Sexual Acts" for $300, Alex.

I'll take "Depraved Sexual Acts" for $300, Alex.

Is that the ep that several characters try to nail down the exact definition of a "Rusty Venture"?

Is that the ep that several characters try to nail down the exact definition of a "Rusty Venture"?

The Margaret Dumont Network?

The Margaret Dumont Network?

I guess the acting was cutting too much into his drinking time, eh?

I guess the acting was cutting too much into his drinking time, eh?

Pssst … Click on the "some useful tips on health and longevity" link in the Newswire obit.

Pssst … Click on the "some useful tips on health and longevity" link in the Newswire obit.

Be sure to use protection, Scott, because ol' Phil may have an unspecified type of STD, you know?

Be sure to use protection, Scott, because ol' Phil may have an unspecified type of STD, you know?

It's rampant here in Minnesota, too.

It's rampant here in Minnesota, too.

Or as we like to call it: everyday.

Or as we like to call it: everyday.

With a dash of autoerotic asphyxiation, no?

With a dash of autoerotic asphyxiation, no?

And the "Non Sequitur of the Year" Award goes to … fish panda bicycle.

And the "Non Sequitur of the Year" Award goes to … fish panda bicycle.