I moved the moose.

Ouch!

Yabbut.

Heh.

As I'm not an English major, what was the allusion to Robert Frost?

This sounds like a great place …
… to showcase my new family act: The Aristocrats!

Well, there's certainly room for both of these dicks in this here town.

Too soon!

Indeed.

The answers to your questions are, in order:

Those of us with discriminating tastes in music will be watching Jimmy Fallon tonight because the musical guest is Big Audio Dynamite.

Two Broke Girls, One Cup.

Nope.

Actually …
… an angry Dan Savage is a funny Dan Savage.

Yes, but how many people pronounce the "w" as a "v" — as is proper?

Please take photos …
… of fat people in leotards.

I'll bet all the Smoove B wannabees will serve this to their lady friends…

I can't wait to hear this …
… but what I'm really pining for is the new Dawes album.

Mag 7 is great, musically and lyrically.

BTW, they are called aloha shirts, not Hawaiian shirts.