I love it when a cute chick plays a sociopath. Like Nancy Grace on CNN.

That's comedy gold right there, Bill!

Aren't they …
… primarily using PhotoShop, and not scissors and glue?

Big Audio Dynamite
I'm sure the only reason B.A.D. did not make this list is that they've only been reunited for a week, but the handful of shows they've played so far in the U.K. have been fantastic by all accounts.

Yeah, the song's definitely about the girlfriend stealing.

Ya know …
Public masturbation doesn't suit you.

Well really …
Didn't "The KKK Took My Baby Away" cause the rift between Joey and Johnny?

Will there be …
… a men's bathroom scene?

Damn that Garrison Keillor!

I live …
… in St. Paul. Is that close enough?

Actually, Ron's voice can sound a lot like that of John Doe (X) at times.

Sandinista!
Sandinista!

"… squealy fish language"?

Pogo …
… has escaped the Disney Compound. And that's very good news indeed.

Beyonce giving Al Davis a rusty trombone at half-time?

Somebody forgot to plug in the Auto Tune.

No we don't.

Yes.

My vote is …
As someone who just turned 50, I can certainly feel the rise of a "Don't give a shit" attitude in me.

YOU!
You may be the White Stripes, but I … I AM SPARTACUS!