I'm sorry, I can't divulge any information about the secret, ILLEGAL episode torrent site.

PIMPLE POPPER!

Yeah, alright…weird for the sake of weird

…Kill… wealthy… dowager.

No, it's "Dinah-sour!"

Woof, woof!

mmm…. sixty-four slices of american cheese…

Angry, angry young man.

The cop with the eyepatch in "The Scofflaw"

FITTED HAT DAY!?

I always hated Blade Runner.

Stop it with the fucking drugs. They're turning your mind into mush!

"It was all so incredulous." 
No. No, no, no, no, no.

Little Bobby, and little Susie, have hung their stockings with care. Mom and Dad are out looking for Tickle-Me-Elmo 'til five a.m., and all of a sudden, Bobby looks up and he says, "Hey! Who is this Jesus? … Meanwhile, Kris Kringle is drinking Coke! The reindeer are playing Nintendo! The elves are wearing Nike…

Well that's what your mother said last night!

"The pig says 'My wife is a whore'"?

Fap….
Fap?
Fap fap fap…
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Motherfap!
Fappity fappity fappity

Your system gets confused if you have multiple episodes of different shows with the same name? Sounds like you've got natural keys in your database! I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

¡Ay, naranjas en la cabeza!