Can I interest you in something gross?

Is Dave Coulier available?

Once upon a time I went to Phil Spector's house
After I got there I started to act like a fool
I was calling him a jerk
I was bragging to him about my keyboard solos

You're risking a patient's life!

the good news is, you have a clean bill of health.

According to IMDB, she was…

Paul Thomas Anderson? Only five movies

Kippers for breakfast? Is it St. Swithin's day already?

Coming up next, on ROBO TRUMBLE!

me fail AV club? that's unpossible

What a fun, sexy time for you.

I just hope that it captures the complex eroticism of the original.

8 year olds, dude

I like that George is smart enough to reference Gatsby, but he clearly hasn't actually read it.

well, I woke up in the East River in a SACK!!!!!

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that's a padding…

so as I was saying, before Goebbels made a firstie….

"Wow, you speak Burmese?"
"No, Elaine… that was gibberish."

Did… I ever tell you.. I had a…. SILVER DOLLAR COLLECTION?