The fine print says it will open at 2, but it still sends a hilarious message.

Honestly, the fact that Hulk Fucking Hogan has managed to unintentionally bring down the AV Club would be sort of amazing if it didn't suck so much.

Laugh at him for getting busted fucking a car.

Ugggggh. The site layout will change too? All of the Kinja sites look like hot garbage.

I grant that I don't know the full details, but wasn't his sex scandal that he had a consenting relationship with a staffer? That makes him an asshole to his family, but to broadly refer to it as a "massive sex scandal" make it sound like he's in Cosby territory or something.

What a terrible investment. You would have made a killing if you waited until after the premier of Twin Peaks. I don't believe anyone should take your advice on anything, in light of this revelation.

Never "bought into David Lynch"? What does that even mean? Did you have a chance to buy Lynch stock?

I'm glad 1997 week could finally bring back debates about what real punk is. It's like I'm in sophomore year study hall all over again!

I'm pretty sure you would have remembered the world wide carnival that would have accompanied his death.

Kids today! They have no respect! Such vulgar language out of them, and so rude to everyone! They don't even respect our soldiers! And they spend all of their time on social media and watching trashy reality television!

Why do you hate America and all of its white Christian men so much?

Why? That's not what break means in any other context.

Rachel.

I read it as "Anna walked in on me banging a Raptor-bot."

Craig T. Nelson?

I also noticed for the first time yesterday that the typical movie legal "all persons fictitious" legal disclaimer. I don't pay close enough attention to TV show credits to know if it's usual, but it absolutely has the feel of movie credits. Especially since so many TV show credits are reduced to a fast-forwarded,…

Only Charlemagne, used in this context, could be remotely confusing, unless you've lived in a cave the last 2 decade.

He's the guy that flashed a white power sign early in the administration, but then everyone insisted "heavens no! even these guys wouldn't be that bad."

It's 30 seconds you don't have to think about how we're just one misplaced tweet away from total nuclear wipeout.

It's just a chance to pump up AV Club writer twitter followers.