I assumed you died on the way back to your home planet, and am now sad that's not true. Please leave.

These asshats would be a lot easier to handle if they weren't so smugly self satisfied every time they used one of their 3 go to insults. Like I'm about to be blown away by how clever they are for unleashing this brand new, never before heard insult that they just made up on the spot.

The article is backwards? So what they are writing is not what John Oliver discussed? Or do you mean that John Oliver is backwards, and you are incapable of properly communicating your thoughts? Is it your contention that the Sinclair pieces aren't slanted at all? Or that they are slanted but that it's necessary to…

TRONC is the publishing side.

The Cars universe just doesn't make any fucking sense, so of course people are going to try to figure out what the fuck is going on.

I'd vote for Pop or Kerr in a second.

In this particular case, yes. The initial tweet from Trump was (probably) about their continued negative coverage of the healthcare bill. During the initial run of the travel ban they were very vocal opponents.

Only a true progressive would spite their own cause just to ensure they can pass the purity test!

Before he was elected, I heard a story about how he used to go to all the hot NYC clubs in the 80s and take home these beautiful women. Then when they got to his condo, he'd leave them alone downstairs, and he'd sit alone in his room watching TV. That struck me as the saddest thing I ever heard, if he weren't the…

I'm not of the opinion we should ignore his stupidity just because he's stupid so much. That's exactly what he wants.

If we're gonna get through this we need to accept the people that want to be our allies, and stop rejecting them for mistakes they've made in the past.

That's a super creepy thing to buy for your own mom.

"That animatronic is so much more articulate and engaging than the real President. Disney magic!"

Dialogue is always recorded specifically for the show, but it's written by Disney to be some "America is great!" fluff that fits in with the show's theme. I can't wait for Trumpbot to lash out at all the cucks in the audience.

They also announced this week that, despite rumors to the contrary, Trumpbot will speak at the Hall of Presidents. And that Trump and his team will be writing his own dialogue, which has never before happened. I guess they felt the need to balance out the incoming filth.

As a White Sox fan I can assure you; no one ever means White Sox.

It's the like Facebook, but with 75% fewer of your racist family members.

The cat knows what it did.

Well, probably those soccer moms, for one.

Duh, they're ladies! Only dudes can like cool things. High five bro!