In all honesty, what exactly should we do. We march, we try to talk to our elected officials, we try to talk to our fellow citizens. None of that works. There is a wing of this country that doesn't think any human life outside of their limited view is worthwhile. How exactly do you fix that? I guess we can all try…

"The Constitution wasn't passed down by God to the founding fathers."

If there's one thing all of America should be able to agree on, it's that Sean Hannity is an asshole that gargles piss.

Social media unfollows now count against you in instances of potential sexual assault? That's, uhh, interesting?

Never pick the side of the douchey guy. Pretty decent rule of thumb for all of life.

Ohhh, your asshole friends.

It's their way of hiding that they don't actually know how sentences are constructed, despite their protests that illegals learn American already.

Well, that explains why everyone hates it here then.

Only illegals should be allowed to vote, have jobs, or earn money. I want all white men put into death camps.

I don't find it that odd that 20 people living in Arkansas would want to kill themselves.

How can people have an issue with JMP? Seriously, he's a delight.

There's no proof he's not taking a salary. Plus, ya know, all the other millions he's made off of his properties.

Speaking of Trump and Disney World, want another excuse to hate the world?

I still don't get how Hillary approve the PTO request for all of her assassins on November 8th. That should have been their busiest night!

Ah, you're right, needs a few more states so shed their filth. I think I was missing the UP of Michigan in my first count. Man, Hillary really got creamed, didn't she?

I'm really banking on the corporate overlords at Disney and NBC Universal wanting to protect their money makers enough to at least put Central Florida under some sort of water proof dome. That's really my only hope.

Fun fact, if the panhandle was part of Alabama, like it should be, Trump wouldn't be President! Wait, that's not fun at all.

I doubt you came to Orlando proper. It's a lovely little town, especially in the last 5 or so years.

I'm all for a good Florida Man story, but yeah, this is such a poor effort. It's barely above "libtard" or "Obummer" in the comedy effort scale.

Terrible up top, but really cool in the middle and the bottom? Nah, the math doesn't check out.