Publix is fine as far as local grocery stores go. They are certainly better than the Jewel and Dominick's of my youth. But I don't get its cult status. It's a grocery store. And it takes you 20 minutes to get anything from the deli because the god damn friendly southern deli workers like to ask everyone how their…

Your kumquats never existed. They were a false flag operation by Big Green, trying to convince you that you don't need corporations for your food, despite that fact that no plants have been naturally grown since 1903.

We would have fucked up that timeline too. We would have elected, I don't know, Pat Buchanan President in 2004 because we were so stick of the stability.

I wouldn't call Trump or anything in that book uber-capitalist. It's how to bully people to get your way. Right up a dictator's alley.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the snowflakes. Toughen up buttercup.

But do you?

No. I have little doubt my mother would do that if given the opportunity.

But people are going to die and he is doing everything in his power to undue environmental regulation. We can't just deny facts because some people get so angry about it, and have such easy access to weapons, that they make a tragic decision.

Besides implying that Trump sucks off Putin, Colbert rarely, if ever, gets personal or nasty. Maybe you're just super biased?

Parts of MI really wish they were part of the confederacy.

They love Fight Club. They don't get it, but they love it.

Obama was really terrible at his job destroying platform too. Damn unemployment rate when down under Obama. Dumb ass can't even fuck up properly!

So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

There is not dangerous rhetoric on both sides. The rhetoric is "we should all have health care," vs. "fuck that, poor people should die."

But Bernie Sanders isn't a Democrat. Also, why both liberal media and Hollywood? Be less redundant with your knee-jerk broad-brushing.

America thought it was right. That's the leader they wanted, so I guess that's who we have to be.

You also can throw in that language that's not PC enough caused this, as if their precious free speech could ever have consequences!

But isn't him being a NY Elite also a part of their pitch as to why he's awesome? He's a super rich, successful, God that has conquered the biggest city in the world, and we need his great ideas to restore America.

It was inherently political act, committed against the party that has fought the hardest to make days like today possible. It was terrible. And as an angry liberal, please feel free to take away my guns. Seriously, I don't want them.

What do you think deplorable means? Also, there aren't many raving Bernie fans here. Mostly just old, mainstream liberals that young Bernie fans hate for not being passionate enough.