You know the answer. Emails.

"Uh, like America never did that before" - Strawman Edgeloards

And the alternate view point is what exactly? That we aren't living in a dystopian nightmare? Because people have been fired for writing fake articles before.

Typical excuse making liberal. If you want it to be drinking time, you fucking make it drinking time.

But…why? Honestly why is that a good idea? Good idea for whom? The website? Because I don't know that they rely on conservative readership.

All of the liberal applicants won the job, get over it.

Where are the tortured portmanteaus? The use of ellipsis in place of punctuation? Sloppy work.

So you want some sort of affirmative action quota? What a cuck.

Are you Mike Pence?

Of the new US government, working out of Toronto, yes. But most of us are still stuck in Gilead.

That god it wasn't Michelle Obama! She would have dumped your food in the trash, replaced it with kale and ice chips, and made you do 50 pushups before you were allowed to eat.

Just your standard republican.

And like most reboots, they've amped up the salacious details and dumbed down the script.

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He's betting that he's more vulnerable to a primary on the right than in a general election. And judging by how he continues to win statewide elections for no real reason, he's probably not wrong. But, jesus, have some fucking self respect.

"I hope Seth Rich dies" certainly wouldn't cause any uproar on the right if Hillary was on record saying that, now would it?

And it is.

"Why am I so terrified of success, and refuse to take a stand against a man that I clearly hate, and would likely cause my personal stock to soar if I had even a tiny amount of courage?"

He made a terrible mistake with Clinton, and I think it's fair to point that out. I get why he did it. He assumed Clinton would win, and he assumed he'd be under constant investigation from congress for not updating them on anything. But he still should have had the courage to do the right thing. But because he made a…

Trump treats this all like a TV show he's producing live. Not only does it make sense that a pop culture publication would cover it, but I think they are uniquely qualified to critique it.