Ideally Trump gets to see his downfall. But at this point, just the idea of partying in the streets and celebrating around the world as we watch the funeral on TV makes me euphoric. It's not like Trump will actually reflect or feel remorse for what he's done.

For the House to believe he's actually starting to drag them down. As soon as it becomes more useful for them to be against Trump than it is to be for Trump, they'll turn on him in a second. The problem is, for most of these congress people, their bigger worry is getting primaried on the right.

Hey, there are lots of reasons not to listen to Trump, no need to fat shame the guy too.

If you weren't eating at Taco John's at 4am while drunk off your ass on cheap midwestern booze, you didn't really get the full experience.

You can't deny how powerful CNN is though. Look how they managed to single-handedly get Killary elected President.

They start out "ironically," just trying to piss off those whiny liberals. Then one day, you tweet out how you want to round up all of the Muslims, you look in the mirror, and realize you really believe it.

4?! That's a flaggin'.

No, don't! That's what destroyed us all!

As a socialist godless leftist I must object to you pejorative use of the term "straw man." The preferred nomenclature is person of straw.

Oh…but, does it?

It's really a masters class in white privileged. A rich white guy can force himself into the spotlight simply by never shutting up and having the power and money to ensure he gets coverage. In hindsight, it's probably more amazing that it hadn't happened before. It's hard to imagine that Trump is some evil genius, so…

It's a combination of him not being able to nominate anyone because he knows those evil dems will block them anyway, and purposefully not nominating anyone to positions because all government positions are evil. I'm not saying it makes sense, but that's their excuse.

Living in Orlando, friends and family were relieved to find out that the five people killed today were just victims of a workplace violence. For a second I thought we'd have stop and make some difficult decisions for the good of us all, but fortunately it was just something that none of us will ever have to deal with,…

Yeah, but I really want to see Trump go down in flames before we turn the lights off on civilization.

The organizer of the group will be the new Press Secretary by the end of the day.

Maybe not a 100% chance, but I'll take whatever odds you're giving on them being reprehensible pieces of shit.

But they didn't post them in the Harvard Horny Teens group. Because, jesus, who the fuck would be that stupid?

Oh, so republican Jesus.

Down here in Florida, our crown jewel, Cigar City, sold to Oskar Blues. That seems like the best possible outcome to someone looking to sell.

I was just in London, and the neighborhood I was staying in (Bermondsey) was crawling with craft beer pubs and breweries. Beavertown would be a good entry point, as they are pretty common and available in every pub I went into, and pretty tasty.