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The Devil and John Berryman
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There was nothing incorrect about the grammar of that sentence. Your last sentence, however. Oh boy.

You mean like all of those links in the article?

In all seriousness, this is a fascinating look inside the mind of an alt-righter. I never understood why anyone would believe in such obvious bullshit like a flat Earth and chemtrails. But really, it's just a matter of denying everything you've ever been taught until you can literally see it yourself.

We don't care. We're all laughing at you. Please send it.

I knew you wouldn't get it. Such a sheeple cuck.

The existence of Alex Jones part.

But…that's not what this is.

-Not Alex Jones

I'm sorry that one time a woman lied to you and said she just liked you as a friend, when really, she didn't like you as a friend at all, but you were creeping her the fuck out so she wanted to be as nice as possible so she could get the hell away from you. That really must have upset you when you found out the truth.

That is pretty much the gist of the entire alt-right movement. Say the most vile, despicable things imaginable to get a rise of out decent humans. When they get the rise they were after, just point and laugh Nelson Muntz style that they were stupid enough to fall for their clever little trap. They believe in nothing

It's obvious. The Globalist Lizard People are going to save our failing species. Once they collect all of our guns using the chemtrail transport tubes and purge the evil straight white men, we will all be converted into their gay lizard sex slaves who worship demons. All hail the demonic lizard people!

I can assure you no fan of Alex Jones has any relation to the truth.

The writer of this article is describing a news event. That's, uh, what they do. Do you get this upset when a negative film review doesn't include the directors response?

Do you really think there is a woman that procreated with Alex Jones? Wake up sheeple! This is a clear false flag operation to distract us from the reality that government created sex bots have become sentient.

Just their beliefs. They're crazy, dangerous, hateful beliefs.

Oh good point. Everyone knows rape jokes work much better when put in the Somalia context.

It's more obvious that forcing children to listen to his verbal sewage would be considered child abuse in 40 states. I'll let you guess which 10 allow it. Number 7 might surprise you!

Um, ok? Is…is that supposed to be threatening? I'm sure his reaction would be "I was just kidding! Please be nice to me!", since that's his reaction every fucking time someone with authority threatens to out him for the sniveling, cowardly piece of shit that he is.

I 100% believe that if he can figure out a way to quit that doesn't make him look like the giant fucking loser he is he'll take it in a second. Maybe he convinces congress to impeach him, publicly he goes ballistic that the GOP has turned on him and isn't allowing him to protect the country, so in the best interest of

He always got to do that. Now he's supposed to, like, show up to meetings, and have press conferences, and all that boring bullshit. If it wasn't for his nightly bombing & cake parties he'd truly have nothing.