Yeah, but the patrons are rich and white, so what's the problem?

I'll need to see your work on that last claim.

Did Chippendale's turn into a chain restaurant available in nearly every town large enough to support a shopping center?

I live in Orlando and have never been tempted to eat at a Hooters. Well, I take that back. When the one on I drive opened (re-opened?) and the entire outside was neoned out like a Tokyo pachinko parlour I did think it looked fun until I realized what it was. I guess what I'm saying is, why are you always going to…

His comedic timing on Even Stevens was impeccable. He should have stuck to comedy instead of trying to be an angrier, loner-y James Franco.

The problem is they are playing a game, not having a debate. They honestly don't care. Their only goal is to piss of everyone around them. By engaging with them, they win. Of course, the issue is, you can't just ignore them. When one of these trolls is the god damned President, you have to call them out on it. In…

Soros is also a longtime business partner of soon to be Secretary of Treasury Steve Mnuchin, but for some reason that never comes up.

Twin Peaks is probably the best of the horrible breastaurant bunch. Although it was a huge let down when I realized it wasn't a David Lynch themed chain. The Pacific Northwest theming is fun, and better than most chains, the food is par for the chain course, and the outfits are revealing without being overly…

Dude, needless Block & Tackle diss, which is never not wonderful.

I thought they controlled the media. That sure sounds like a lot of work.

He's been on the show previously, and it was fantastic.

He's been on before! And it's a lovely show! And, it's actually Ask This Old House that he's on, where they do brief segments answering viewer questions, not the standard This Old House where they work on one house for a full season. Yes, I know way too much about this show.

Whoever plays Riggs?! You need to watch Rectify, like, immediately.

Yeah, in this case, it probably does. Trump watches every episode of SNL, then seethes as they mock him. He is going to have a heart attack in the next four years, and it's probably going to be around 11p on a Saturday night.

Wouldn't you want him to do other things? Like run the country? Or pay attention in security briefings? And our heads aren't exploding, we're just laughing really loudly, so I can see the confusion.

Specific to Trump, he really, really wants to be in with cool celebrities. Every celebrity that comes out against him is one more cut to his ego. I don't have any hope that congress will do anything to stop Trump, I don't even have any particularly great hope that America will stop him in 4 years. But I have sort of…

The previews suggest that next week's episode will include an engagement.

Every time we laugh at SNL, we are helping to destroy one of Trump's horcruxes. That alone makes for a fun time.

Simple: It doesn't.

I suppose there's a first time for everything.