Trump isn't like anyone else. If Rubio, or Romney, or JEB!!!, or really anybody else won, I'd be disappointed, but hope for the best, and know they have our best intentions at heart. Trump is a fucking monster. He campaigned on destroying our country. Our best hope is that he's a fucking liar.

I can't bear to hear his name either. But to paraphrase McGonagall in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, "His name is Trump. You might as well use it, he's going to try and kill you either way"

Yep. There is no hope. Drink a lot and hug your family.

I've literally never met anybody that felt this way. The options are either "we're fucked" or "eh, better than Hillary."

I've always said that Obama should have just said the opposite of what he wanted. "We'll never have single payer healthcare under me!", 3 hours later, a single payer bill would be on his desk.

I've given him a 5 minute chance. Decided he's a piece of shit.

Lots of men said the same thing, like Bryon Cranston. But for some reason that I'm sure has nothing to do with her lack of dick, she's the only one singled out.

Well, the point is he's going to do his best to rid of the world of useless shit like art. So now is the time to support it and to form a community.

Yes, it would have been much more useful if he television his armed revolution instead.

"I'd literally kill minorities and poor people for an additional 1-3% of my paycheck"

Then explain how so many of them were able to vote.

Or at least took his jet to Russia, claimed he never wanted to be President anyway, and us losers aren't good enough for him.

I was one abortion away from my free sub too. Do you think the back alley clinics will honor it?

Remember the good ol' days when the republicans were outraged that Obama would golf for a few hours a week near the White House?

Maybe we'll finally get some good Great Job, Internets, though. Like "GJI! Here is a map to all the tunnels that will lead you to the new Underground Country!" or "GJI! Here's a coupon for free Hormel bacon so you can feed your family with your limited rations!"

And I also don't believe that for a second. He claimed to have donated millions to veterans, but did not. He claims to be worth billions, but offers no evidence. He founded a charity that was used as a pipeline to send himself more money and to purchase portraits of himself.

Give him a chance! I'm sure he'll be able to prove his ability as a dictator quite soon.

Take a look at the vote totals per party, then figure out if R's won on merit, or by a savvy mix of voter suppression and gerrymandering.

You talk about butts a lot. Like a lot.

Would that be the anti trump media that gave him free press for 2 years and spent the last week of the campaign hyping up Clinton email news that wasn't news at all?