Do…you think that's a thing? I can promise you you've never made anyone literally shake.

Did your father not play catch with you enough? What kind of special little snowflake is that desperate for attention from anonymous strangers online?

It is nice when bigots just come out and admit they're bigots. Honestly, I do appreciate that much more than those "hate the sin love the sinner" types that think they are good people.

Yes, that sounds like one such example. You don't get to ask about my personal life, pervy store owners.

I'm pretty sure my HR department would have an issue if my boss made my female coworkers work with an admitted sexual predator.

There is no valid reason to not make the EC completely proportional to population. It would preserve the safety net that it was intended as, without subjecting the nation to minority mob rule.

No, they do not offer dances on demand for anyone. You can't walk into a store and pick up your own Rockette for $50.

In all of the populated areas. There are more populated areas than LA and NYC. I don't understand why your vote should count for more the further you live from your neighbor.

They just have to bake a regular old wedding cake, assuming that's something they already offer. I'd prefer my baker not make my cake sexually attracted to anyone. I just want to eat it.

*Looks at a map of results. Looks again*

Because there were scores of reasons? Her own campaign clearly being one of the reason, but well below plenty of other things?

What I don't get about the argument against letting the majority rule the minority, is how the fuck is it a better alternative to have the minority rule the majority?

Well obviously, some had to. Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida didn't just kill all of their Obama voters in four years, as much as they might have tried.

They absolutely took their "firewall" for granted, and should have sent in resources earlier. But I still thing she holds on without the letter. Like I said, it wasn't the only reason, but it was the biggest reason.

Yep. I'd wager that the polls, even state polls, were almost entirely correct. They were just about a week behind, since they can't react to breaking news that quickly. There were plenty of factors that ended up costing her, but I don't think it's a stretch to say that Comey was the single biggest one.

I can credit Sublime for introducing me to tons of great, and clearly superior, bands when I was a teenager. But their fan base now is nothing but the kids you used to sort of know in high school, maybe you smoked weed with them a few times at a party, but they never moved away from your home town, and you dread…

Eh, it's hard to hold it against the entire band when it's really just Mike Love & His Merry Band of Assholes at this point. It would be like if Ringo Starr toured as the Beatles, and if Ringo Starr was a garbage person.

This isn't a normal inauguration. Had I ever done anything notable enough to be invited to the White House by Bush Jr, I would have gladly accepted, even while abhorring his politics. This is different. In 50 years, when we can look back and pinpoint 2017 as the year it all fell apart, you don't want anything on your…

His bigger following is with the alt-right assholes that never stopped acting like 14 year old boys, so it would be perfect.

One thing that bothered me even as a child; how did Kevin know that they would use that window after getting their shoes removed, and how did he know it would be the same one? With shoes on, the ornaments are barely more than an inconvenience.