Yes, it is true that Americans really, really hate educated people that know how to do their jobs.

We started our country because we thought tea taxation was too great a threat to ignore, so being destroyed because we don't understand scope seems fitting.

Alex Jones.

They were offered a solution. They chose the racist that's going to fuck them over instead.

I specifically said sexual assault, because that is exactly what he was describing.

"and sexual assault." It was kind of big news when one of the two major party candidates was caught on tape bragging about that.

Speaking of irony, you're complaining about echo chambers and the left needing to "deal with it" after you made up your own facts and said you shouldn't have to deal with reading about politics on pop culture websites?

That's completely untrue. Every single respected pollster will release their data along with their findings, which includes the questions that were asked, who was in the sample size, and how that sample was collected.

He spent the 80s famous for being famous, made a cameo in any film that would have him, and spent the last decade hosting a reality show. If Jeff Probst or Kim Kardashian were running for President, it wouldn't take them out of pop culture.

This is a list on a pop culture website. Having the ability to read and comment on such a site is a "first world" activity.

Bull shit. Real Trump doesn't know any words with more than two syllables.

The rural communities probably don't want to hear this, but no one in the urban areas hate them. They don't think about them, at all. The argument could be made that that is even worse, but the idea that a bunch of liberal elites are sitting around their craft cold brew coffee houses and mocking those racists in the…

Of course he is, which is one of the many terrifying aspects of his candidacy.

Even knowing that Pence would be the replacement, and knowing that he would be his own special kind of awful, I can't help but think of how downright gleeful I'd be if Trump was the last celebrity victim of 2016.

As opposed to your alternate reality where 70 million people voted for Trump?

Any time I listen to top 40 radio I'm struck by the exact opposite, how it seems like every word is edited out. My local Clear Channel pop station edits any reference to guns, bullets, asses or anything even vaguely PG-13.

That would at least be adorably stupid, rather than the usual terrifyingly stupid.

We'll be 9 months into Trump's Presidency, and 8 months into our new Russian style anti-LBGT laws by the time this comes out.

No, yes, no.

You see, he just typed a bunch of words that he assumes liberals say all the time! Which is…well, it's still not funny, but still. We sure do say trigger warning a lot, amirite?! Non-aggressive high-five!