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The Devil and John Berryman
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Give him a chance! Maybe he wants to make sure your house is properly heated.

No way. I want that shit preserved for future generations so they too can ask "what the fuck? Seriously? This guy??"

But, we probably won't be. Pat McCrory is trying to steal his Gubernatorial election in North Carolina. When he succeeds, that's going to be the Trump blueprint in 4 years.

You aren't sure how someone who wants to uphold stereotypical gender roles where men control everything, even the sex lives of woman, is misogynistic?

Then being called a cuck is the single greatest compliment one could ever receive.

I'm also glad we may have Petraeus back in power. At least he had the decency of pleading guilty to releasing national secrets! Hillary had the audacity to fight the smear campaign against her.

If you don't know what cuck means you should watch You're the Worst. No, seriously, you should. It's really fucking good.

It's also the perfect insult for the crowd that uses it. It's so over the top angry and judgemental over something that literally has no impact on the insulters life.

We've also reached the point where the best case scenario for the next four years is we don't all die in a nuclear apocalypse. What a time to be alive!

The real issue is that you're even looking for a more socially acceptable replacement for the "f" word.

Of course the DNC wanted the lifelong Democrat to win. I don't find that all that odd or nefarious. They also wanted Clinton to win in 2008, and the RNC certainly wasn't rooting for Donald this year. The voters voted. A sizable majority liked Bernie. I do agree that it was Bernie fans that threw the election. Their

But only if that teacher is also an award winning Broadway writer and actor.

No, they really didn't. He wasn't a Democrat. Shockingly, most Democratic voters didn't vote for him. Some did. That's the entire story.

All media companies will be under the Bright Bart Propaganda Ministry in 12 months, so we need to cram it all in now.

Her food is fine, but I'm convinced that in every episode she's trying to give secret SOS signals to the world. There's just no way that ranch isn't a polygamous cult compound.

Every other social media platform?

Oh…so exactly like they did in 2016 then. If political parties could just magically tell voters who to vote for, we would not have the President elect that we do now.

Well…he also has zero experience to do the job he was hired for. And his most well known business practice was buying up cheap mortgages to kick out working class people. You know, Trump voters.

Must be a big Twins fan.

When the actual President-elect can't let the smallest insult go by without 15 Tweets about it, you'll excuse me if I'm not too concerned about a pop culture website being a little frightened by it all.