We'll be too concerned about our District's chances in the Inaugural Hunger Games, presented by President Trump Brand Steaks, to worry about shit that happened twelve months prior.

The GOP's hands are tied by the primary and congressional voters they've emboldened. When Ted Cruz isn't conservative enough for your average primary voter, you know something has gone horribly wrong.

The news networks need to do away with the moronic idea of employing any political surrogates. How does asking [Candidate X] Supporter their thoughts on a matter provide any fresh information? Even if you agree with me, I already fucking know what I think.

Not behind any reluctance, just the racist and sexist ones. "I don't like Obama's increased used of drones" = Not racist. "Is he even American??" = Racist. "Clinton shouldn't have authorized the use of force in Iraq" = Not sexist. "She just doesn't seem to be physically fit to be president. And she's kind of shrill,…

I heard that yesterday Obama took a five minute bathroom break. While ISIS still exists! Can you believe this fucking guy??

I hate the very old cliche of saying "it's sexist/racist/[insert minority]-ist to disagree with someone?!" while ignoring all the obviously sexist/racist/everything else-ist that gets thrown at that person.

Reddit is Fox News for Hipsters.

Just look at it.

"Another commenter laments the new menu."

And has been blue the last two presidential elections. But I'm terrified that's changing this year.

No, just a regular diner in rural Texas.

Not for most people, but if you're famous, you can just take it. They let you do anything.

You can root for the teams nearest to where you were born, or the teams nearest to where your favorite parent was born. That's it.

Agreed!

If one side says "just you existing will make my kid dumber," I think it's only fair for the other side to say "Um, no, and why would you even think that?"

Middle class people are the ones that can afford to find a baby sitter and get out of work. It may be a nuisance, but it's not the nearing-the-impossible that it would be for someone lower down the rung.

That's preciously the point. It's 2016, and some states have joined the modern world, and some want to treat this as a reflection on a time when "America was great," and it was really hard for people who weren't middle class to vote.

I'm sure most of the parents are very well meaning, and in no conscious way believe they are acting racist. But their actions, in most cases, are completely swayed by implicit racism. Their argument is that kids from "poor" neighborhoods are going to lower the educational standard and make the school less safe. If…

Like she'd ever trust a western doctor funded by Big Pharma and Obamacare.

My mother, who I've referenced before as someone that just lost her god damn mind in the past 5 years, sent me a video a few days ago of Jill Stein. In the video, Stein made the usual case for a third party candidate; vote your conscious, nothing will change if you keep voting for the lesser of two evils, all the…