True story: during any of my numerous panic attacks this election season, including this weekend as I watched the 538 forecast continue to trickle down, your constant optimism has helped to keep me sane. Even though you're just a vulgar cartoon that I read in a comment section, for some reason I've decided you know…

Early pledgers to Hillary's Kickstarter campaign to fund her primary run were given extra votes as an incentive.

There may be valid reasons to question an alleged victim's story, but time passed since the crime is not one of them. Especially if the alleged crime is sexual assault committed by a powerful man.

Because that's not the case in every state. Some don't have any form of early voting, and some only allow mail-in or absentee voting if you have a formal excuse, like being out of town.

Since Brexit, I've had a terrible pit in my stomach. Despite that fact that Trump has to bat 1.000 in the swing states, I can't shake the feeling that the entire world, not just the US, is in the midst of a terrible desire to see hatred reign. I see almost no way that the Dems take the Senate. Just give me a one point…

But neither of those two things are true.

Poop is a false flag operation invented by Big Toilet Paper.

But do we really think that adapter is going to come with any future releases? Of course not.

But if the concept of a headphone-less phone was introduced under the guise that technology has advanced to the point of not needing it, but the technology that is available doesn't provide as good or as easy of an experience as the old products, the argument is one in the same.

Of course Bill Cipher doesn't understand. You're evil.

Because they removed a perfectly functional, easy to use, universally accepted feature to purposefully make it harder to use the product, and then ask you to pay more for the right. Even if it's a third party product for $16, that's an absurd model.

Oh, sorry. Maybe on the desk top version, but I've never seen an ad on my phone player.

Google doesn't play ads. At least not for music you own. They do have their own Spotify knockoff, but even that I think is a paid subscription with no ads. The main reason I stick with Android over Apple is the ease to purchase and listen to music bought anywhere, and not just in the iTunes universe.

Theoretically, I think I would be open to dating someone with different political beliefs, so long as they weren't grounded in bigotry. Like, I may disagree, but I can respect someone that believes in limited government or lower taxes. But so long as the current crop of GOPers insist on fighting wars against anyone…

What's always been depressing to me, but especially so this election, is seeing the breakdown of how white, college educated men vote. As a white, college educated man myself, I always mistakenly assume that all of the conservative voters live in some far off out there. But to realize that the majority of the male…

No. We're not just going to write off harassing children as a wacky "only in New York!" fun little anecdote. Adults that live in cities don't have a special right to leer at kids and then claim it's part of some vibrant tapestry. Even before running for President I always assumed Trump was a hot pile of garbage.…

I don't think Jeff Ashton is that dense.

Chaos that was created by Donald Trump.

That would be terrible news, because that would require Hillary to lose in 2016.

Unless Trump wins and names his son History Czar, there is pretty much zero chance Obama is blamed by historians for any racial divide.