A bucket that only Trump may eat out of, while all of the other guests watch him in silence.

Their poll numbers did not plummet faster than usual. Johnson's, at least, are holding steady, and higher than normal, as election day moves closer.

That is all true, but his main selling point is that he's a "winner" in life that won't let any of these loser countries talk down to him. He's convinced 40% of the people that elites have gotten us into this mess, and only a super-elite like him can fix it.

I was about 50% sure he was going to call her a "Bitch" last debate, and this time I'm about 75% sure it will happen.

I think Bernie is a good enough dude. If he was a college professor or great uncle of mine, I'd fucking love him. But he would be getting his ass kicked in a national election. We'd be hearing the word "socialist" about 50 times per hour, and the fiscal conservatives/social moderates that are helping Hillary would be…

I don't think Trump is dumb, because that lets him off the hook too easily for being an evil piece of shit. But I don't think he ever thinks more than five minutes into the future. Running a network was probably never on his radar, then he kept hearing how that could be his only possible exit strategy, and is just…

Lots of assholes do that. We hit rock bottom as a collective whole when a sizable percentage of our citizens thought it was a good idea to make that asshole a President.

Hollywood elites=Bad!
New York elite=Good!

And the only thing that stopped Biff was a meddling slacker who used elitist technology created by a known Reagan basher to benefit his own family at the expense of the entire space time continuum. Crooked McFly rigged it all.

And is incredibly charitable! Even if it is just the Denver Broncos.

More successful is an overstatement. It would be more appropriate to say that, overall, they are typically just as mediocre as the Cubs, but without any of the fanatical fetishization of how great it is to be a loser. More than anything, the Sox are just forgotten about when they suck, while the Cubs elevate their…

You can walk to Maria's Packaged Goods, one of the best beer bars in the city. But…that's about it.

The other day on Sports Center, they showed a montage of all the ways Cleveland has failed, only to triumph with the Cavs and possible the Indians in the same year. Within the montage was a white guy in red face crying over one of the Indians more recent collapses. That was supposed to make me feel sympathetic for…

Since 2005, most White Sox fans don't really care about the Cubs. Most would probably wish they didn't win a Championship, but it's more "meh" then bitter. Every single one of my Cubs fan friends talks about the curse. It's mostly in terms that they obviously don't truly believe it, but that the sense of dread is…

But they've sure made Clinton look like a liar! How dare she say half of the supporters are deplorable! We'll show her it's 100%!

Yes.

"I don't love all of his policies about Jews, but at least he never kept his letters in a private drawer."

Pro-tip: treating minorities as humans isn't the same thing as hating white people.

Wow, Trump can't even win that contest? Sad!

You're thinking of my John Mayer denim jacket.