Cops and prosecutors aren't waiting decades to prosecute rapes. That would require them to give a shit about rape. The victims are the ones that don't, for a variety of reasons, come forward for decades. I think you'll have plenty of agreement on this issue in pretty much any other crime. Two things cops love doing…

Some people are saying he touched kids. I don't know. Just some people are saying it. But if he didn't touch little kids, I don't know why he hasn't come out to deny it yet.

Well that's one way to defend rape, I guess.

You got Tom Hanks. You got Meg Ryan. You got a very likeable Greg Kinnear. You think you're better than it… this movie is gonna suck… then you watch it and it becomes a part of you. It's in you.

There was some great whitesplaining on CNN after the debate as well, with a young white woman telling Van Jones why Trump was really effective with a minority audience tonight.

I do really, really like this feature, as it reviews political theater as a televised piece of pop culture.

Man, Hillary Clinton sure has single-handedly started and fought a shit load of wars.

The pound is still tumbling. So, still quite horrible.

In this video alone he spends about 10 minutes detailing Clinton's scandals, and how poor the decision making was that lead to many of them. He was also quite hard on the "Bernie Bro" movement. It's impossible to critique both parties equally because one party is lead by a mad man, but that doesn't mean he doesn't…

I've always loved that the group that shouts "FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!" the loudest are the ones that refuse to pay for anything.

I get it! It's funny because you imply he's a homosexual! And we all know homosexuals don't have friends, because they are just Muslims in (a very stylish) disguise.

You do realize that this was specifically addressed within the video, right?

I'm curious as to what the difference between a comedian and a "comedian" is. Or do you think quotation marks are some sort of magical tool that can remove all meaning from words?

Wait…so you think a GOP controlled congress will put up more of a fight to Trump than Clinton? Man, do I wish I could live in that America.

Good. That means we're facing reality and will help bolster turnout. Voter apathy is the number one enemy of Democrats, so panic is needed.

Are you new here?

You can say that about all republicans.

You didn't watch this clip, did you?

The terrifying thought is that must mean he thinks he'll win and he wants to be able to play nice with the President. Otherwise, his best bet would be to stay the course and be able to tell the rest of the GOP he could have saved them from a Clinton presidency.

I said I'm white.