I've come to accept that my fellow white people just don't fucking get it. And not only do they get it, they have to be as condescending as possible when telling the world how much they don't get it.

Just like Jimmy Haslam!

When Trump asks why they can't use illegals instead of watermelons, Gallagher will first off a nervous, polite laugh, and then realize the candidate wasn't kidding.

And it's going to give them the hate-fuel they need to go 12-0 after he returns (for another 16-0 season). If the League's plan was to hurt the Pats, mission not accomplished.

Ever since Dungy said Michael Sam was too much of a distraction, after supporting wife beaters and dog killers, I realized he was just another pious hypercrite.

Caliendo's many appearances on ESPN are unbearable, but I sort of feel bad for the guy. Like, he'd love to be a real comic, but ESPN just keeps whipping him and yelling "NO! DO MADDEN AGAIN!!"

The Packers will do what they do every year. End the season on a hot streak with the offense looking good, win the Wild Card game, then lose in the second round.

There are far more not family friendly shows, due to the amount of original content on cable now. But I wouldn't say that family friendly shows don't exist. Just on ABC alone you have Modern Family, The Middle, The Goldbergs, Blackish, The Real O'Neals and Fresh Off the Boat. And all are much better than Home…

But you can legally purchase alcohol. Point: adult.

A committee? You mean like writers? That write all comedy sketches?

Even your best case scenario for trolling is being a complete asshole to strangers for no reason. What's the fucking point.

A former coworker of mine, who very much aspired to be the "Cool Girl" described here, loved this slop. She had terribly low self esteem, and thought being one of the girls that could hang with the guys was her ticket to happiness. She was actually quite a sad person.

Dammit guys, the yokoyes bot is stuck on the hilariously unearned self satisfaction feedback loop again.

You're assuming people are angry with you for calling them 'idiots,' when really they're just amused with your bizarrely smug satisfaction at recognizing a freshman year literature reference. Or, maybe, you were saying we wouldn't understand "Snapchat Generation," which honestly is far more likely with this audience…

What a unique snowflake you are! You're such a one of a kind rebel, and not at all just a run of the mill internet douchebag that you can find on every single forum online! You are a true hero sir.

I have to assume you're going full meta with this comment. By praising this episode in the troll-iest way possible, you're actually confirming the OP's worst fears of later day South Park.

Movie-to-TV, channel-to-channel, and even the character. It has everything!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

That was the first time I realized that a movie based on a book I loved could suck. The second was Jurassic Park 2.

But when you factor in the cost of paying for the internet required to properly stream all that content, and paying for internet not within a cable bundle, is that really a significant savings? I'm honestly wondering, because every time I think about cutting the cord, I realize the math doesn't really work out.