Boston sports fans are barely below Trump supporters for worst group of human beings imaginable.

I actively hate all football players until it's proven they aren't complete douche bags.

Jerry Jones. Rex Ryan's bluster may have lost some of it's ability, but Jones actively works against his team's best interest. He needs to let a real GM take over the day to day operations.

Well…no one besides the gunman were killed. So gun control strikes another victory.

You've never had a butter burger?! You poor, poor bastard.

I did notice this morning the lineup was entirely different than yesterday. It's way worse, but it does give me hope that it will be an ever evolving lineup.

I randomly discovered Jeff Rosenstock's We Cool? on Spotify, and it's all I can listen to. It's perfect for anyone that wants to nostalgically listen to music that sounds like their youth, while also being depressed at your inability to grow up.

On weekdays I ride a stationary bike while watching Netflix. The lazy man's exercise! On the weekends I go out and do about 20 miles of the real thing. My weight has stayed the same, while allowing me to drink copious amounts of beer on the weekends, which is all I'm looking for.

That was my question. Who doesn't book their own travel in 2016? I think my parents used a travel agent for a trip to Disney in 1992…and that is probably the last time I ever heard of using one.

There are a handful of pretty good shows available. But it's pretty much the same handful of artists in 15-20 markets. So if you aren't in one of those markets, or want to go to a show at a smaller venue, fuck you. And I haven't been able to use any of my voucher codes for any of the above either.

I successfully used one, and have failed at the six other attempts since. I read elsewhere that only 100 vouchers are allowed to be used per event. If true, that means at this point it's unlikely that any halfway decent show will have any availability.

No, this article is about Archer.

They'd be a lot more believable if they just once believed that a tragedy was a tragedy. These people think the government is some sort of God Emperor that controls literally all aspects of existence, and nothing bad could ever happen without their approval and active encouragement.

If you ever feel the need to start a sentence with, "not to sound crazy, but…" you might want to think a little bit longer about what you're about to say.

I always found them ludicrously fun, then my mom lost her damn mind and started buying into pretty much everything you can think of. It's really terrifying watching someone you've loved and respected your whole life turn into a brain dead vegetable.

Don't be ridiculous. Nobody thinks DC is putting out even decent movies, let alone great ones.

The point is to get people to care enouch to change, not to cheer on the unintended good consequences.

I'd be more concerned that the nominee for a major American political party seems even more ignorant on this, and many, many other international topics.

That seems entirely fair if the 43 states the candidate loses have a population which doesn't come close to that of the other 7.

Congrats on your purchase of two tickets to…Donald Trump Presidential Victory Party.