Cars also have a purpose besides killing everyone inside of it. And you're required to train for hundreds of hours before you are allowed to use it.

It depends where you live. In the heart of Chicago or New York? Yes, if you order from a chain then you should be shot. But I live in a suburb of a moderate sized city, and think I'm in delivery distance of one independently owned place, and their pizza tastes pretty identical to Papa John's.

If you're going to eat chain pizza, go with Little Caesars. It's only $5, and you can get it immediately before you have time to stop and analyze your life decisions that brought you to this point.

Exactly how Jesus died!

Excitement for this show might be an even better indicator than posting Trump content of who needs to be wiped from your friends list.

Dueling drummers in a Whiplash sequel.

It also seems like two or three completely different movies got their clips mashed together, like some sort of unholy Great Job, Internet brought to life.

If I watch anything on Netflix that's near 2 hours, I have to break it into two viewings. I'm starting to watch inferior 90 min movies just because I appreciate their brevity.

It also assumes that a hall of fame that keeps out it's greatest hitter of all time makes sense.

As a resort destination, nothing can top WDW. And Epcot is maybe my second favorite Disney park of all time behind Tokyo DisneySEA. But Disneyland Resort is just so much better than Magic Kingdom to an embarrassing degree. I also live down the road from WDW, so I could just be burnt out on it.

I bought that for my mom for Christmas a few years ago. Because apparently I'm a horrible, horrible son.

Someone hasn't seen Fargo or Hannibal or Wet Hot American Summer yet.

You mean all of the groups that existed in the originals that no one had an issue with when they were men?

Spy is infinitely better than anything Kevin James has ever done.

"I've seen the footage of what the Ghostbusters do to all of the precious ghost parts. Don't ask me where, but trust me, I've seen it."

He gave it a B. A B from Dowd should earn it a Best Picture nomination.

Is there a reason your friend's aunty is making $9 more per hour? It is some bullshit office politics? I don't think I want to join an organization that prioritizes seniority over results, and neither should you Mary.

What are Chinese characters if not proto-emojis?

I see the sense in that. Texting is so inherently informal, that by using formal grammar it does seem out of place, and like you are overthinking what you are trying to say.

I think this is what is puzzling me the most about this Trump ascension. Is there anybody that more embodies the elitist, New Yorker, fuck the working class mentality that so many rural white poor believe all urban liberals revel in than Donald? How is this his bread and butter demo? If any working class southerner…