You can just make Starbucks employees write whatever shit you want on your cup now? Like it's a fucking personalized ornament? I'd be shocked if it didn't come out as "Mary C*ntmess" when delivered.

In what way is The Family Stone a non-holiday holiday movie? It is just a plain ol' actual Christmas movie. It should be replaced on this list by Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Hey now, there is just a good a chance that their dads are incredibly poor and really love voting against their own best interest, just to make sure some gay couples a thousand miles away can't find happiness.

Least Essential Album typically comes out closer to the end of the year. Maybe even Xmas week as something to fill in the page views while no one feels like working?

I was also born in '82. No we're not. We always wanted to be. We watched all the Gen X movies when we were 12. But we're not.

It's clearly something cathartic for the band, and it's helping them figure out what the fuck happened to them.

Those people would be slightly easier to take if once, just fucking once, something terrible happened and they were like "oh shit, yeah that one's real, sorry world."

As a Bears fans, I thought I was so clever this year stocking my team with Packers. Hey, I thought, I have both bases covered! But NOPE. Bears still can't win, despite starting to almost resemble an average football team, and no on the Packers is doing shit for fantasy.

Because being an asshole and doing one stupid thing isn't the same as an ongoing lack of institutional control, maybe?

*punches thatguythatiam right in his stupid goddamn face*

Then you would not like movie. At all.

Supernatural is immortal and can fuel a thousand Tumblrs.

In retrospect I have to wonder if part of the awful scheduling was Disney trying to milk it for as long as possible knowing Hirsch only wanted to do 2 seasons.

It's the only reason most of us visit!

I agree fellow fan regarding this season's best episodes! Exactly the sort of thing we could discuss in an open article!

Also, so we can tell how serious you are, please also include a # with a punny phrase involving your candidate of choice.

Follow up question for StarWipe: how is it possible to have one of the smartest writers on the internet running your site, and it is still unfunny garbage?

As someone that typically prefers serialized dramas, it's shocking how often I root for a monster of the week Supernatural episode. It is just so much more fun when I don't have to hear about whatever shit Crowley is up to now.

Any time I view on my phone it's kind of a crap shoot if I'll be allowed to sign in due to the HTTPS.

We will NEVER get used to this redesign!