…ok. If you can't grandstand when an influential member of the religious right is outed, again, for being an absolute piece of shit, when can you? That tone has never once been taken on the numerous articles written about Cosby, nor should it.

Is she? Just yesterday she said we shouldn't mock known pedo and bigot Josh Duggar because we all have skeletons in the closet.

Sir, I represent the estate of Taylor Swift. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation.

That would be called Billghazi.

There's no way "All That" wasn't a a Cupid Deluxe outtake.

Yes, the hipsters are the ones that like a variety of music, and certainly not the people that think there is a vast international pop conspiracy rather than to entertain the notion that maybe some people have different tastes than you.

Someone get Teti on the phone! We need to shame this publication into submission for making a minor error!

-Republicans

Is it possible, and I'm just spit-balling here, that people actually like the album, and aren't just trying to play a hilarious prank on you by pretending?

I don't think Stewart would use that language, unless he was talking to Wyatt Cenac.

"So I says to Mable, I says…"

I don't know why the Bibles for the religious right are so thick. As far as I can tell, it just says "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman" over and over again for thousands of pages.

If only one of them is consenting, of course it is.

Could you get around prostitution laws by soliciting an actress for an adult film that you are the star and director of? Asking for a friend.

Fucked up psuedo-Christian asshole trying to impose his beliefs on the world while molesting children and cheating on his wife? Yeah, monster checks out.

Thank you. I was about to write something similar, but not as good, so you saved me time and embarrassment.

When the competition is other MTV aired Music Videos, there aren't many better alternatives.

If Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is too much of a time commitment you need to seriously re-evaluate your life and priorities. If you can't commit less than 3 hours to one of the greatest things ever made, just what the hell are you even doing?

Is anyone stopping you?

The Windigo of Wheaton just goes by Billy Graham now.