*A7x fans realize Taps is lame, start throwing Four Loko cans at trumpet player*

Can't we start a Kickstarter to match his salary so he can quit his job to keep entertaining us?

The only one I've ever loved that has a real good flavor is 5 Rabbit's Super Pils. Perfect summer beer.

I've become obsessed with Funky Buddha Brewing, and am contemplating driving 6 hours round trip just to visit their brewery.

Besides Veronica Mars, Orphan Black was what I was reminded of most. In a great way.

TMZ Sports is the TMZ of sports.

All we would have left is Keeping up with the Kardashains. It's the Mad Men and Breaking Bads that we would lose.

I probably ruined this song and this band for anyone within 10 doors of my dorm room. Sorry guys!

Or kind of like that one episode of Black Mirror

Which is absurd. Everyone knows all of Illinois' problems are a direct result of not letting a goat watch a baseball game.

It's about people that organize sex with winged insects in exchange for money. It's not that complicated.

Of course they can. He's also a completely clueless, hapless do nothing that is also organizing a massive conspiracy to turn the US over to the New World Order.

"A childhood photo of Barack Obama (right) and his pastor (center)."

A 10/10 for us willennials!!

-America

I keep hoping that some day we'll stop living in the Twilight Zone where the AV Club turns into every other website comment section for a few hours on Friday. I read each new, innocuous article and think "Ok, this is the week! There is NO WAY anyone could get pissed off at this one!" Which, of course, is followed 30…

"This is probably the most needlessly cynical and close minded an article's comments have been on this site in a while. What the hell is up everyone's crawl [sic]? This is such a stupid thing to be mad at."
-StrungOutDeathSquadLeader •14 days ago

I was getting a little sick of sad sack Jay Baruchel every week, so the perspective change up here was perfectly timed. Before this week's episode I would have said the show could never be more than just "good," but damn if this episode wasn't fucking great.

At this rate we're only a few years away from networks being nothing but cam girls.

I also hate how networks don't reair new episodes of shows. If you forget to set your DVR to record the new episode of Broad City no big deal, just record the next episode in an hour. Or in two hours. Or three hours. I understand networks don't have as much programming flexibility due to local station requirements,…