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Just wait until the first movie deal based on AV Club user comments.

He's a ham and loves the attention. I'm sure his sister is quite over us fawning over every damn thing her stupid older brother does.

This week is the two year anniversary of our oldest cat (but still only seven years old) coming home from the hospital. There was about a week in 2013 when we were sure he wasn't coming back after a near total renal failure, and we're obsessed with him to an unhealthy degree. So we spend this week being even crazier…

Something like that came up a few weeks ago, and the advice was essentially the same. There are plenty of times when Dan gives horrible advice, but at least it's consistently horrible.

Once in college I was sitting in my dorm and my phone rang. I didn't feel like walking the 4 steps to answer the phone so I let it go to the machine. Then some dude I've never met before explains in his message that he met me at a party a few weeks ago, he was friends with the girl that I had hooked up with. Well, she…

I really can't think of a better legacy to have. What a person.

That actually is pretty much how it works for me. The price that my internet would skyrocket to if I dropped my cable bundle would mean I'd be paying almost the same price for half of the products. Thanks monopolies!

This is what happens, Illinois, when you vote for a man that puts ketchup on his Chicago-style hot dogs.

No.

Jokes imbedded in tags is O'Neal territory, yo.

Broad City

Woohoo, Scott Walker would have no shot then!

What's really funny is we're one more [insert name]-ghazi away from Hillary not being electable, and there is literally no one else on the dems side with a shot either. Wait, not funny. Terrifying is what I meant.

Not everyone with shitty taste in music is a Nazi, but every Nazi has shitty taste in music.

This was a very personal film about what boyhood meant/means for Linklater. There is no "universal" upbringing for a boy. Every experience will be unique to that person, so it's absurd to think that the film should represent boyhood for every male that ever lived. I was once a white boy and had very little in common…

I never said I was shamed, I said I recognize it exists and work in my little way to make the world a little more fair. Voting for candidates that support minority causes (be they minorities as we general use the term, or just citizens that often have no voice in the process) is absolutely a way to help make a small…

I realize how unfair life can be to people not white/male/straight. What a traitor to my race/gender/sexual orientation I am. Fuck empathy, it's time to take what's rightfully mine by happening to be born a certain way.

It's so hard being a straight white man! Every few years I have to remind myself that other types of people exist. What a sad, sad life we lead.

There's no mention of America in the Bible, so what the hell are we still doing here.