I'm a college graduate, in English none the less, and I butcher the English language far worse than that on a daily basis. Because, believe it or not, I'm not constantly in the state of presenting a dissertation to a PhD committee.

I'll have you know the MTV VMA's is one of America's most sacred institutions! I shall not stand idly by while Kanye West makes a mockery out of the show that once brought us Buttman.

Is Kanye an asshole? Probably. Does he have shitty taste in woman? That's in the eye of the beholder I suppose, and he's dated other people besides the one reality show starlet I assume you're referencing. But you are just fucking wrong about the celebration of not having an education. His mother was a college…

You didn't have a problem when the Be Sharps named their second album Bigger than Jesus.

Coming the summer of 2025: What Color is this Fucking Dress: The Movie

Fetishize children?! I think you belong on the Gary Glitter newswire.

Where are the good guys with Power Ranger lawsuits when you need them.

Yeah, but if it's the God that most religious people worship, there's a good chance most of us will be burning as well for saying bad words in the internet.

And don't even think about putting together a résumé that doesn't include your upvote-to-comment ratio.

This was a very sad but beautifully written comment. If this is the tone you struck from the beginning I'm sure you'd have plenty of supporters. Telling everyone else to fuck off because their dad was nice isn't going to win many friends.

Since apparently the relationship you have with your father is not great, I'm kind of shocked this wouldn't move you more, as her father was on the same trajectory and realized he didn't want her ending up as sad and angry as you.

"This is probably the most needlessly cynical and close minded an article's comments have been on this site in a while. What the hell is up everyone's crawl? This is such a stupid thing to be mad at."
-StrungOutDeathSquadLeader •a day ago

He's trying too hard to…be a good father? What's the issue here…?

This all started because Fox News said Obama saw a blue and black dress, and all of the republicans said that was an abomination.

I'm going to withhold judgement until Ted Cruz tells me what this is the ObamaCare of.

Disney being Disney, they like to be able to port their rides to every park once they build one. Having their main theme park off limits to a Marvel expansion has hindered them putting any money in the product at their other parks.

Universal owns the theme park rights east of the Mississippi.

Obama's only ran the internet for a few hours and he already broke my favorite site.

ObamaNet sounds like a secret government operation in the 80s. It needs to be something hip and cool, like ObamaGram, or ObamaChat.

Go to Facebook. Find "Net Neutrality" trending. View results. Get really sad.