2nd half of the 2nd term Senior-itis Democrats make the best presidents.

If ever want to laugh a lot, then get really sad thinking that these people actually vote, go read some of the comments on Ted Cruz's Facebook page. Actually, that would be true anytime, but especially today.

I had a friend in high school that was a dirty, crusty metal head. Like, literally didn't shower for weeks, and only listened to the blackest of black metal. For some reason he fucking loved Mambo No. 5, and would go berserk if anyone was like "uhh…really?!"

Who doesn't enjoy Jackass?! Surely even the most elite of us can appreciate a tazer to the groin every now and then.

Or ever, because it's the worst.

I'm going to take an educated guess that plenty do. Those anti-Espos are nearing Fox News viewer levels of unexplainable rage.

Yeah, but it's still kind of an absurd use of the "Breaking News!" banner. I thought something serious had happened and it took me out of the Parks finale. So on top of all the shitty things Chris Kyle did in his life, he also took me away from my final moments in Pawnee.

I was worried I'd overplay it, so I took a few days break. But it's back in heavy rotation, pretty much playing in a loop on my commute to and from work, and more than two weeks in it's showing no signs of overstaying it's welcome.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but yours is unequivocally wrong.

Assuming it's still there (it's been about 3 years since my last visit), play the mechanical horses at the MGM Grand. It's a fantastic old school gambling machine that feels more like a children's game you'd play at Chuck E Cheese, and draws a large, fun crowd. And you can play for as little as $0.25 per race. If you…

When in doubt, pick against the party that thinks football trumps rape.

It's these kind of defenses, that come up over and over and over again anytime you run into a PSU alum, that continues to make the university look awful. An awful thing happened on your campus, and it was allowed to happen because the majority of those associated with the university thought a winning football program…

They were all rioting because they supported the sanctions, right?!

Of course it is! Do we really believe that the entire culture of the school and the student body changed completely in the last four years? You go to Penn State because you want to root for Penn State football.

It's disgusting that most of the sanctions are already being lifted. "Hey, way to go not letting anyone get raped in the last four years! All is forgiven!"

Very few alumni or students have done anything publicly to disassociate themselves from the asshats that think football trumps everything.

Then removed all of the qualified candidates to run said National Park in order to fulfill the midlife crisis of a friend of hers with no professional experience. And I imagine running a national park involves a lot more paperwork and government bureaucracy than it does canoeing and speaking with bears.

I find that every finale I've watched since HIMYM has been great. In the past I might have been upset at an ending that was so obvious and happy, but now I'm just thrilled they didn't change the entire tenor of the show at the last minute.

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