If you're stuck with a shit show to cover each week, you kind of have to grade inflate, right? Otherwise you get an angry mob of nerds in the comments asking why you are watching a show you clearly hate, and you'll probably start asking yourself the same thing as you drink more and more whiskey to numb the pain.

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And a much larger paycheck than you'd expect for a website TV critic.

Beck has the power of Scientology behind him. The fact that Kanye hasn't disappeared yet is a miracle.

I think it will end up pretty close, but the millennials haven't turned evil yet. Boomers have their Fox News to remind them how much better things were 50 years ago. Millenials have Buzzfeed to remind them how much better things were 20 years ago.

I can assure you good sir I have no trouble finding porn. It's our nation's mothers, those that flocked to 50 Shades, that are not quite as tech savvy.

I can only assume you're white, otherwise you would have been shot by the police that day.

My mom learned how to use Facebook like, last week. She also once gave a stranger her credit card number over the phone because she got an email saying she had to act now to keep her virus protection current. Do you really think the people flocking to that movie have a damn clue how to get porn on the internet?

They keep their dicks in their asses?

I think that's exactly why it wasn't nominated. The idiots in the academy simply forgot about it.

That just looks like a nicer sign. Are nice storefront signs a hipster thing now?

The Lego Movie should have hired Kanye to show up when Best Animated was presented.

When Mumford & Sons, one of the biggest selling rock bands of the last decade, and the go-to band for frat house after parties, has fans that can be described as hipsters, the term has officially lost whatever nominal meaning it had in the first place.

First time I had Starbucks black was at 6am at an airport. I almost had to spit it out and asked my wife how the fuck she drinks this.

They have it in some markets, and only after 4pm.

I think I can solve your problem. You must leave your husband for a sex worker.

I'm too old to know how to find a weed guy. I haven't smoked in probably 10 years, but would be all over a legal dispensary.

"Seriously guys, if only this were a completely different show in every possible way it would be pretty good! Give it a chance!"

Some of us? Or one incredibly delusional, often insane man?

I will agree. What's far more troubling than all of the Swift coverage is how many of their articles are just reposted articles from elsewhere. "Hey, here's a thing Vox did about Taylor Swift! But please view it on our site, not theirs!"