They're the ones that stole TVDW when he didn't want to deal with comments anymore.

What I've always loved about AVC is how it was willing to treat all aspects of pop culture, including bubble gum pop music, as art worthy of deep contemplation. If I wanted to read about the newest underground artist I'd read Pitchfork; if I wanted to read a full breakdown of High School Musical and how it fits in…

Is that true? It always bums me out when I hear that about the AV Club, because while we can always use improvement, we have to be better than 99% of the rest of the internet, right?

Holy Shit…you're Duff Man!

GamerGate truthers. Although I'm willing to bet the overlap between the two camps is pretty huge.

All is forgiven if any more Mad Men cast members get naked. It doesn't even matter which one.

Your life as described in these comments makes me very sad.

I really want Boyhood 6, a Boyhood/Big Hero 6 crossover sequel, to be a thing.

Sounds like a small government conservative to me!

I think Wisconsin needs to move the capitol out of Madison in order to preserve the awesomeness of Madison. All the angry rural republicans are forced to spend time in a beautiful, liberal college town and it drives them absolutely fucking insane. Then they go around trying to turn one of the great public school…

Skip Bayless and Rick Bayless may be the two most different siblings to ever exist. Rick is such a cool dude, and his brother has built an entire career on being a contrarian twat.

Leslie actually likes government and thinks it can and should be used to improve the lives of citizens. That certainly sounds like one party.

If you're somewhere that allows smoking, vaping is fantastic. Compared to cigarette smoke it's a huge improvement. My issue is that vapers think that everywhere that is non-smoking is now magically a vaping zone. Restaurants and places of business should be just as much vape free zones as smoke free zones. Nicotine is…

Eating Twinkies doesn't make everyone around you second-hand fat.

Maybe for every gun that a smoker takes from a gun owner, they can get a free "smoke wherever the fuck you want today" pass.

I think smoking should be banned in all public areas, and only allowed in bars specifically designed for it (such as a cigar bar). This is exactly how I think most drugs should be treated.

Don't you know that being a libertarian means you only care about the rights of gigantic multi-national corporations to be allowed do whatever the fuck they want with no consequence?

Are you saying we haven't turned gun owners into pariahs? I've certainly done my part! Fuck those guys!

You'll have to send the President a nickle every time you masturbate.

At least most smokers realize their habit is awful, and will typically go outside to partake in their disgusting habit. They need to get that message to their douchebag cousins the vapers.