Can't we fight two deadly, evil industries equally?

Except in all instances where packaging has changed smoking rates have drastically declined.

We tell restaurant owners what to do all of the time. Such as: don't serve rat meat, wash your hands after touching your ass, and so on.

In Madison, granted a college town, it was pretty damn big too.

No ones suggesting they don't have opinions. That wasn't your initial claim. You're claim was they went insane trying to incite a war. Surely you can see how these might be two different things?

You certainly seem like a nice, well reasoned person that doesn't resort to ad hominem attacks the second you're questioned. You are the one that said the Onion, a satirical publication, "went absolutely insane over the "need" to go to war with Syria." If you think the link you provided above is proof of this, I'm not…

Just to be crystal clear, you are saying that you believe the Onion to be an actual newspaper that reports actual, not-made-up news, correct?

Well…yes. It's hard to compete with perfection, but that doesn't mean nothing else is worthwhile.

Robyn has toured with Katy Perry, so I doubt she would have any qualms with Katy Perry being considered good pop.

And Bob Seger playing in the background the entire time.

Parental Pronoun+Media Type is always used to mock boring art, because parents are so old and lame. Dad rock is used all of the time to dismiss music that's considered boring or middle of the road. It implies a suburban living, chain restaurant eating sensibility that is totally in line with the demographic.

The other day I was walking around Florida with a hoodie on, and never once worried about being murdered! Hooray for being white!

It's true! That's why it so well known that real artist never sip on any decadent liquids! They're too fueled by honest to put anything toxic in their bodies.

My brother was tagged in a bunch of photos from some of his high school basketball teammates. Approximately three months later my mom discovers them, and proceeds to make the exact same comment on every single photo: "Oh I miss those times so much! Love, your Mom," not realizing that A) these weren't my brothers…

I'm almost positive it's from a Disney parks commercial.

I've cut my Facebook usage to approximately 0 posts per week just because I was sick of my mom and mother-in-law commenting on every day thing I posted. And never even topical. Just the parental version of "Firsties." "I miss you, call home more. Love, mom."

I'm sure. Just like how all of the people that support Chick-fil-a's and Duck Dynasty's right to free speech also lined up to support Seth Rogen and Michael Moore.

You aren't so friendly, Johnny.

Wait…what?! I can get past sparkly vampires, but 100 year old virgins is just too unbelievable.

If you want disillusioned adults with super powers, you should read The Magicians trilogy.